A Woman was out to fishing on one day. She throw a hook into the river. After sometime She found a big golden fish in a trap. The golden fish said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you threewishes. The woman freed the fish and the fish said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,your husband will get it ten times! The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The fish warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world ." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me. So, she'became the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The fish said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. And she became the richest woman in the world! The fish then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack. Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't under estimate them. Female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers, continuereading............. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! . . . As she just done!!. . .

Do or not to Do....

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.


2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.


3. Avoid arguments with your partner about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.


5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.


7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.


8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.


11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.


12. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.


13. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.