Do or not to Do....

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.


2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.


3. Avoid arguments with your partner about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.


5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.


7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.


8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.


11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.


12. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.


13. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Don t Give Up......

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality...... I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer really surprised me...

"Look around", He said to me..
Dou see that fern and the bamboo, He told me.
Yes, I said.
Firstly I planted its seed, and after I take care of it a lot, he said.
I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. . Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed even I am not to quit bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. . And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed but I did not quit the bamboo He said me.
"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.


I would never give not any challenge to my creation that he can not handle. The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful, He said.


"Your time will come", God said to me. "You will rise to the high, he said.
"How high should I rise?" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.

And I understand the true meaning of being here, in the world.
Never, never give up…..

Don’t tell the god that how big your problem is, only remember how a big God you have for the problems.

Aamin……