A Woman was out to fishing on one day. She throw a hook into the river. After sometime She found a big golden fish in a trap. The golden fish said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you threewishes. The woman freed the fish and the fish said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,your husband will get it ten times! The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The fish warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world ." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me. So, she'became the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The fish said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. And she became the richest woman in the world! The fish then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack. Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't under estimate them. Female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers, continuereading............. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! . . . As she just done!!. . .

What is Gender of Computer ???!

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
- House for instance, is feminine: la casa. Pencil, however, is masculine: el lápiz.

A student asked what gender is computer. Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The mens group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender (la computadora), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (el computador), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still cant think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.